?

Log in

omgrun
09 August 2011 @ 03:35 pm
 
 
omgrun
19 July 2011 @ 07:55 pm
wow okay you guys i haven't posted an entry in like a year
so don't look at anything past this point okay

 
 
omgrun
16 February 2010 @ 07:05 pm
clownfrogg 7:00 pm
    the call of the derpa
codevoila 7:00 pm
    "codevoila 6:56 pm
    
    HEY MAN I'M JUST AN ANTEATER
    eeveefruitloop6 6:57 pm
    
    WELL I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE BUTTEATER
        I WANT 190 CUPS OF TEAS THROWN INTO THIS HERE HARBOR
        DO YOU READ ME

    codevoila 6:58 pm
    
    SIR YES SIR"

danisacrook 7:00 pm
    i think my fav part of that is
    CUPS OF TEAS
    that it is plural
codevoila 7:00 pm
    LMAO
clownfrogg 7:01 pm
    XD
codevoila 7:01 pm
    "
    
eeveefruitloop6 6:58 pm
    
    GOOD
        AND IF I DONT GET MY 190 CUPS OF TEA
        THERE GONNA BE ANOTHER BOSTON MASSACRE
    
eeveefruitloop6 6:59 pm
    
    WITH YOU BEING THE ONE MASSACRE
        *D
       
DO YOU READ ME?"

eeveefruitloop6 has entered the room. 7:01 pm
eeveefruitloop6 7:01 pm
    SOLDIERS
danisacrook 7:01 pm
    cups of teas*
eeveefruitloop6 7:02 pm
    IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A SALUTE
clownfrogg 7:02 pm
    EVA
    I LOVE YOU
    DO YOU READ ME
    :-D
danisacrook 7:02 pm
    if by salute you mean analingus
    then yes
clownfrogg 7:02 pm
    wat
eeveefruitloop6 7:02 pm
    ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR SUPERIOR
codevoila 7:03 pm
    LMAOO
clownfrogg 7:03 pm
    ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR POSTERIOR!?!?
eeveefruitloop6 7:03 pm
    ILL NEED ANOTHER WHOLE GALLON FROM YOU BOY
eeveefruitloop6 7:03 pm
    BOY
danisacrook 7:03 pm
    a gallon of sperm
eeveefruitloop6 7:03 pm
    ILL DEAL WITH YOU IN A MINUTE
danisacrook 7:03 pm
    yes please
eeveefruitloop6 7:03 pm
    I GOT FIGURE SKATING TO WATCH
codevoila 7:03 pm
    HAHHAHA
danisacrook 7:03 pm
    i got figure watching to skate
    ..wait
codevoila 7:04 pm
    this is going in my journal
danisacrook 7:04 pm
    your mom's going in my journal
 
 
omgrun
17 January 2010 @ 10:52 pm

evaboveva: NO SHIT

evaboveva: SHERCOCK

omgrun: and "god"

clexaholic: hahaha

clexaholic: Blackwood

clexaholic: I mean

clexaholic: he's already got wood in his name

omgrun: HAHAHA

clexaholic: I don't even know there

evaboveva: ffff

clexaholic: but Coward

clexaholic: would be Cockward

clexaholic: obviously

omgrun: LMAO

evaboveva: mary

clexaholic: Mary

evaboveva: hmmm

omgrun: mary morecock

clexaholic: Mary... hmmmmm

clexaholic: hahaha

evaboveva: ncjdsncm

evaboveva: mary mangina

clexaholic: "SHERCOCK THIS IS MARY MORECOCK"

clexaholic: "WANGSON HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU"

omgrun: OH WHY THANK YOU COCKSON

omgrun: JOHN WANGSON

evaboveva: WHY DONT YOU MEET IPEEN

clexaholic: HAHA

clexaholic: "I WOULD LOVE TO SHERCOCK"

clexaholic: "BUT CONSTABLE COCK IS HERE WITH A MESSAGE FROM INSPECTORE LESTROKE"

evaboveva: JRHTGDFSNB'

omgrun: LESTROKE

omgrun: SKFJSKFKAJJA

omgrun: my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard

evaboveva: so do mine omgg

clexaholic: "HE SAYS BLACKWOOD AND COCKWARD ARE AT PEENLIAMENT"

evaboveva: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

omgrun: I'VE NEVER WOKEN UP IN COCKCUFFS BEFORE

clexaholic: XD XD XD

clexaholic: "MRS. HARDSON, FORGET THE TEA, WE HAVE A CASE"

omgrun: asdjdfas

clexaholic: "A VERY, VERY HARD CASE"

evaboveva: AJHJDBSA

omgrun: 0oh my god

evaboveva: FUUUUCK

omgrun: I am crying

clexaholic: <3

omgrun: this whole thing is totally going in my jounral

 
 
omgrun
09 January 2010 @ 01:42 am
This is literally. The worst movie. I have ever seen.
But this made me laugh for a straight ten minutes.
It was also the point at which I walked out:
1:45 onwards.



In my opinion they should have used this song for background music.
 
 
 
omgrun
05 January 2010 @ 09:03 pm
clownfrogg 8:56 pm
    Watson, if you would be so kind as to place your lips upon my member and draw upon it as one would a straw.
codevoila 8:56 pm
    lsdfskfjdh
eeveefruitloop6 8:57 pm
    ppftft
danisacrook 8:57 pm
    HSDFHSDfdf
Casey of Oz 8:57 pm
    Mike: The Sherlock Holmes One-Liner Generator
clownfrogg 8:57 pm
    KEYSMASH ALL AROUND! JOLLY GOOD.
    LOL
codevoila 8:57 pm
    I can't breather
danisacrook 8:57 pm
    YES PLEASE
codevoila 8:57 pm
    sdfidfsdf
    I am laughing so hard
clownfrogg 8:57 pm
    :-D
    THEN I, LIKE PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH DECLARE THIS A MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
danisacrook 8:57 pm
    lol
clownfrogg 8:58 pm
    <__<
    >__>
eeveefruitloop6 8:58 pm
    <_>
clownfrogg 8:58 pm
    Good heavens! A conundrum of sorts.
    Watson, note the eyes, if you will.
codevoila 8:58 pm
    this is going in my journal you kno
    w
clownfrogg 8:59 pm
    Observe: not only do they jut out from under a heavy brow, but they point in opposite directions as though repelled -- much like that of a set of magnets.
    Details, Watson.
    I am quite thrilled to have left you, once again, without retort.
Casey of Oz 9:01 pm
    He's been reduced to hysteria.
danisacrook 9:02 pm
    I am not a man of many words.
    Unlike.. someone I am well acquainted with.
clownfrogg 9:02 pm
    I wonder to whom you are making reference.
 
 
omgrun
02 January 2010 @ 11:46 am

I KNOW YOU LIKE EUROPE SO HERE IS A MAP OF EUROPE.

ALSO HERE ARE SOME DELICIOUS CAKEBALLS

ENJOY YOUR ITOUCH YOU BITCH

 
 
omgrun
06 December 2009 @ 02:32 pm
win  
wnchstrsgrl 2:24 pm
LOL FOREVER
"The stone hallway clattered resonantly under his feet. Its cold, hard echo provided him with reassurance and approval. There was no need to be soft or yielding. Sometimes, rigidity was best.
If your rigidity lasts more than four hours, call a doctor."

clownfrogg 2:25 pm
what
XD
codevoila 2:25 pm
AHAHFSJF AAA
I JUST FUICKGINdgsdg
clownfrogg 2:25 pm
XD
Casey of Oz 2:25 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT XD
codevoila 2:25 pm
omfg
danisacrook 2:25 pm
lolllllllllll
codevoila 2:25 pm
this is going in my journal.
 
 
omgrun
02 December 2009 @ 04:56 pm
Stole from [info]thechameleonnn

RULES
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: After doing the 1st thru 30th, listen to one more random song and post it as your title.
  1. And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone.
  2. She tied you to a kitchen chair/ she broke your throne/ she cut your hair/
  3. I got no/ I got no/ I got no nothing in mind.
  4. Do you remember the first time/ time stopped and sped so fast
  5. Take a look at what your love can do/ five years breaking hearts in two
  6. she was bisexual/ there's no such thing as a bisexual in 1953!
  7. And if you're drinking well you know that you're my friend and I'll say/ I think I'll have myself a beer
  8. he's a high profile CEO/ all the seagulls mutter/ "What'cha doing with your life?"/ and vomit laugh tracks on your lead solos.
  9. I'm not leaving this place/ Unless I'm leaving with you/ You're the only person with a half decent heart/ And I know you will put it to use/ Until it's gone, gone, gone
  10. Hands up/ Guns out/ Represent that world town
  11. Factory precision is your/ Bad Religion/ regurgitate/ Indecision/ it's not too late.
  12. Oh shitfuck.
  13. Imaginary wedding gown/ That you can't wear in front of me
  14. You wanted for more than i was worth/ And you think i was scared/ And you needed proof/ Who really cares anymore?
  15. Build a million dollar church, with money spent on God's research/ Voice of God is government/
  16. King why are you such a genius/ there's roof over head/ and food on the plate!
  17. Ay amor me duele tanto/ Me duele tanto/ Que te fueras sin decir a dónde/ Ay amor, fue una tortura/ perderte
  18. Sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite/ and the thought of loving you is getting so exciting/ skyrockets in flight.
  19. Traveling at five hundred feet per second/ Five thousand feet from the ground/ How long will it take us to hit?/ How fast until we start the disintegration?
  20. Something in the way she moves/ attracts me like no other lover
  21. I'm being watched/ I'm being watched/ I'm being watched by the CIA
  22. Newspaper taxis appear on the shore/ Waiting to take you away/ Climb in the back with your head in the clouds/ And you're gone.
  23. Littered campgrounds, folding chairs/ Feed Doritos to the bears/ Honey, quick, the polaroid
  24. Gonna kiss your vertebrae/ With the kiss of poisoned love/ Well, I'm a king and you're a queen/ Queen wasp go
  25. You gotta do much better if you're gonna dance with me tonight/ you gotta work your jelly if you're gonna dance with me tonight
  26. one motive: cater to the hollow/ screaming feed me here/ fill me up again/ temporarily pacify this hunger that's so cruel
  27. Sound system gonna bring me back up/ One thing that I can depend on
  28. Despair has a face/ And all these wounds remain unhealed/ Blessed to kill and enslaved
  29. The things I cannot change/ he things that make me plain/ Lift me up my soul's so hollow/ Lift me up
  30. So you sailed away into a grey sky morning/ Now I'm here to stay, love can be so boring
 
 
Current Music: An Ode to No One - Smashing Pumpkins
 
 
omgrun
30 November 2009 @ 05:57 pm
LMAOCollapse )