wnchstrsgrl 2:24 pm
LOL FOREVER
"The stone hallway clattered resonantly under his feet. Its cold, hard echo provided him with reassurance and approval. There was no need to be soft or yielding. Sometimes, rigidity was best.
If your rigidity lasts more than four hours, call a doctor."
clownfrogg 2:25 pm
what
XD
codevoila 2:25 pm
AHAHFSJF AAA
I JUST FUICKGINdgsdg
clownfrogg 2:25 pm
XD
Casey of Oz 2:25 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT XD
codevoila 2:25 pm
omfg
danisacrook 2:25 pm
lolllllllllll
codevoila 2:25 pm
this is going in my journal.

RULES
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: After doing the 1st thru 30th, listen to one more random song and post it as your title.

1. And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone.
2. She tied you to a kitchen chair/ she broke your throne/ she cut your hair/
3. I got no/ I got no/ I got no nothing in mind.
4. Do you remember the first time/ time stopped and sped so fast
5. Take a look at what your love can do/ five years breaking hearts in two
6. she was bisexual/ there's no such thing as a bisexual in 1953!
7. And if you're drinking well you know that you're my friend and I'll say/ I think I'll have myself a beer
8. he's a high profile CEO/ all the seagulls mutter/ "What'cha doing with your life?"/ and vomit laugh tracks on your lead solos.
9. I'm not leaving this place/ Unless I'm leaving with you/ You're the only person with a half decent heart/ And I know you will put it to use/ Until it's gone, gone, gone
10. Hands up/ Guns out/ Represent that world town
11. Factory precision is your/ Bad Religion/ regurgitate/ Indecision/ it's not too late.
12. Oh shitfuck.
13. Imaginary wedding gown/ That you can't wear in front of me
14. You wanted for more than i was worth/ And you think i was scared/ And you needed proof/ Who really cares anymore?
15. Build a million dollar church, with money spent on God's research/ Voice of God is government/
16. King why are you such a genius/ there's roof over head/ and food on the plate!
17. Ay amor me duele tanto/ Me duele tanto/ Que te fueras sin decir a dónde/ Ay amor, fue una tortura/ perderte
18. Sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite/ and the thought of loving you is getting so exciting/ skyrockets in flight.
19. Traveling at five hundred feet per second/ Five thousand feet from the ground/ How long will it take us to hit?/ How fast until we start the disintegration?
20. Something in the way she moves/ attracts me like no other lover
21. I'm being watched/ I'm being watched/ I'm being watched by the CIA
22. Newspaper taxis appear on the shore/ Waiting to take you away/ Climb in the back with your head in the clouds/ And you're gone.
23. Littered campgrounds, folding chairs/ Feed Doritos to the bears/ Honey, quick, the polaroid
24. Gonna kiss your vertebrae/ With the kiss of poisoned love/ Well, I'm a king and you're a queen/ Queen wasp go
25. You gotta do much better if you're gonna dance with me tonight/ you gotta work your jelly if you're gonna dance with me tonight
26. one motive: cater to the hollow/ screaming feed me here/ fill me up again/ temporarily pacify this hunger that's so cruel
27. Sound system gonna bring me back up/ One thing that I can depend on
28. Despair has a face/ And all these wounds remain unhealed/ Blessed to kill and enslaved
29. The things I cannot change/ he things that make me plain/ Lift me up my soul's so hollow/ Lift me up
30. So you sailed away into a grey sky morning/ Now I'm here to stay, love can be so boring

I can do one of a few things.

• Drawings. If you know me, you know what I'm good at. Anything where I can use a photo ref is guaranteed to be better. Porn is possible but it will be softcore.

• Manips, wallpapers, graphics, icons, gifs, anything under that category.

• Audio Books. I've just started recently doing this: I'll read a story, add some ambient sound and FX to the background and make it into a handy MP3 to put on your ipod or whatnot. I only ask no porn, or that I don't READ the porny parts... because I have to record them aloud, you know. And my family is often around. You get my drift.

Anything else? Suggest away.
Marry crastmas my bbs

2 crows facing away from each other

Google meme
RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Morgan needs to be in control of people and situations.
pffftt

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Morgan looks like a receptive Mutant.
wat

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Morgan says we evolved from aquatic apes.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Morgan Wants to Take Prince Behind a Middle School and Get Him Pregnant
HA HA WHAT

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: MORGAN DOES A GEORGE W BUSH ON A SEGWAY
LMAO I DID WHAT TO BUSH?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Morgan Hates Dumb Bitches
Yes I do.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Morgan asks Gordon Brown for cash injection to tackle recession
I would love a cash injection.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Morgan goes wild on local news guy
HELL YEAH I DID

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Morgan likes it up the butt
hum.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: morgan eats monsters
I do what now?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Morgan Wears Diapers on Blog Talk Radio
Only on Blog talk radio.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Morgan Arrested for Child Abuse after Beating Infant Stepson
Ouch.
I didn't know I had a stepson.

This is my costume.
Really, I didn't have to dress up special today.
For me, everyday is nerd day.




That is a skort.

01. Post this meme and your current wallpaper in an LJ entry (or in comments).
02. Explain why you're using that wallpaper!
03. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!
( JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN )

I am kind of addicted to this site.

OK so poll.
Poll #1442261 Bart's SPOUSE
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 4

Who should Bart's spouse be? (you may pick multiple ones if you can't decide)

For real I suck at journaling. My LJ is simply a collection of aim conversations and lulz I want to save all nostalgic-like to look back at and laugh.
I've never kept a diary or a journal and I don't see a reason why I ever would, but for some reason reading other people's entries kind of touched me and inspired me to write a little something.
Problem is I got nothing to write about.
I don't see why I would write about the ins and outs and menialities of my everyday life. I'm not vain enough to think that people want to sit there and listen to what I did today and if I DID do that I would probably drop dead of sheer boredom.
The question is what do I have to OFFER you, dear reader of my journal? (besides a library of jokes that an outsider probably wouldn't get anyway)
Uh.
I have somewhat of a fandom syndrome, where I feel like if I'm not posting art or fic there's not much of a reason to be posting XD
Maybe I should get a life *snortsnort*

Me and V discussing wizard common sense in relation to having a magical newspaper fire.

I am starting to like the comics over at Hark! A Vagrant more and more.
This made my love ever stronger:


                                                                                                                                                                         ----art and genius courtesy of K. Beaton.

Hey, who wants to make me a new layout?
With this picture?

I'll give you 1 billion internet dollars.
*puts pinky to lip*

So my mom took my computer. I will be hijacking the laptop from now on.

Courtesy of Hark! A Vagrant